In recognizing the dregs of press unprofessionalism, journalistic sloth, and general media malpractice we have created “The Golden Remmington Awards,” a nod to the olden days when hard-scrabble hacks committed actual journalism and hammered out dispatches on these hefty wordsmith devices. With an eye to that past of muckraking reporting and shoe leather investigation, we acknowledge those who fail today in audacious fashion.